if i was you i wouldn’t do that. If you were me you wouldn’t be doing this. if we were us we couldn’t possibly have seen it coming, or had worse timing. time after time cindi lauper’s gonna remind you of the chick that plays rick morranis’ love interest in ghostbusters. and before sunset what the fuck’s his name is gonna somehow make his way into a movie like gattica and take it from possibly really awesome to basically a suckfest with ol’ noodle legs still managing to be the attractive one. think about flaming lips for a second. now think about your lips literally being on fire. now ascend to heaven. chew your vitamin 27 times on each side. brush, rinse, spit, repeat. why is it so hard to stay alive and so easy to die? why is nothing easier to do than something when technically nothing is something? why does nothing then become harder than something? like once twenty minutes goes by and staring at the tv isn’t making your hunger go away and you “have to” get up off the couch and eat (according to you anyway). why is that “doing something” then easier than “doing nothing”? but then, we spend most of our day just doing things that keep us alive that if we stopped doing them then dying would come pretty quickly and yet somehow most people keep on and most people actually if you think about it, they are trying to avoid doing the things that keep them alive. even the waste-oids who don’t eat and the junkies and bums and whoever else fits into the “quitter” category (aka super unselfish) don’t die. they still find ways to stay alive…of course a lot of you might argue that those people are not actually alive. and also you might want to argue the “unselfish” part. but if you think about it…no, where are we? okay, yeah, doing nothing for a while is easy. doing nothing for and hour is harder. try three days. try a month. i want to see it be self imposed. a self imposed coma of sorts. self imposed deprivation of the senses. go lie down. we won’t bother you. shut the door. close the blinds. get some earplugs. don’t come out until you say you can and don’t say you can because that will count as “doing something”. if you’re lucky, you might be in there when you come out.
