put the kettle on, get the water boiling, and have a seat. we’ve got a lot to talk about. where’ve you been? what have you done? why don’t you call me? have you ever heard of email? because i care that’s why. well, i’ve been busy too, but i still find time. it’s right in the corner where i keep it and it’s always there. and plenty of it. you want to spread it on your toast? good, go ahead. there’s plenty for any and all applications. that’s why i’m always here on the exceedingly increasingly rare occasions that you happen to drop by. i live in a box. just for you. huh? please don’t go. you just got here and i’m…i’m the only one like me and everyone else is like you and so people are always dropping by and i just want to be the one doing the dropping is all. please don’t go. i’m bored, and lonely. there, i said it. aren’t you gonna drink your tea? okay, well, i guess…see ya later. yeah, you too.
