there’s cars in the parking lot. there’s people inside. we are open for business. come in and see if you can find what you’re looking for. oh yeah, we’ve got it all, something for everyone. even you. shelves lined from floor to ceiling. need some help? there is someone for you, just waiting to answer all your questions, and they know everything, and point you in the right direction. what’s that you say? uhm, no i, i’m not your person…but uhm, sorry. it’s not like that. let me explain. we don’t have that. well, no normally we do, you see, i know the sign in the window and everything i just said would indicate that we do indeed carry that, and we do, but well, you see, come back tomorrow. huh? no no, we’re not out. okay okay, just come back tomorrow. no guarantees though. tell you what, you’re best bet is to just come back everyday and see if we have it. what’s that? oh, um, you mean in the case you mean? oh, yeah that is it huh. doesn’t change a thing. i can’t sell it to you. or rather, to be more accurate, i’m not going to sell it to you today. hmm, that’s actually misspoken on my part as well come to think of it. you see it’s complicated, you can pay for it today, but you can’t have it. in fact, you should do that, just go ahead and pay for it now, and then just come back everyday and maybe i will open up the case and let you have it. but like i said, no guarantees. huh? oh yeah, they sell it at lots of other places. the difference? i’m not sure i follow you. oh okay, yeah, well, you see, we’re always here and we always have it in stock. you see, you are more than welcome to go to one of our competitors and pick it up. it’s a free market buddy. i can’t speak for their prices or quality of course. the thing is ,if you do go somewhere else, you can never come back here and we will definitely never sell it to you again, that is, if you do decide to go ahead and pay for it today. but like i said, you can’t actually have it today. but if it suits your fancy you can go all over town and get it virtually anywhere else, you just can’t even ever step foot back in our parking lot ever again or we’ll have security kick your teeth out of your fucking skull and stomp on them, your teeth, until they are dust. that’s kinda the gimmick if you will. see, we’re here. right across the street from you, on you way home. we are close and easy so it’s not like it would take you much time to stop in and try every single day and maybe pay a little bit every time you swing in and then, when we feel like it, we’ll sell it to you. and when you run out we’re still right here! genius huh? or you can just truck on down the road and bust your ass trying to negotiate with someone else. but let me ask you this sport, are you a gambler?
