excuse me, but i’ll do the heartbreaking around here thank you very much. i can handle my own just fine. jeez, almost makes you wish you had a soul doesn’t it? suckers are born every second. suckers are going like hotcakes. can’t even keep the shelves stocked. it would be nice to see them go for a bit more though. supply and demand i guess. surf, lie, and the man. makes you wonder what they do with them all. i reckon there’s a lot of dams with a lot of holes. not enough fingers to go around, what with all the bad drivers and all. and the rain never stops and we never get bored of watching the television and i’d be next in line if i had one to sell. but trust in me or jesus or whoever you want when i say that i wouldn’t hire someone else to hock mine and take a percentage. i’ll hock it myself. just like my phlegm.
